You are home alone. Since I woke up multiple times last night for no reason whatsoever, for like the third night in a row, I tried to sleep in this morning. Note, tried. I also chose to skip Jocelyn’s soccer game and let Bo handle taking the kids. Which means I’m all alone in this…… Continue reading Things to do when….
Oh boy I said penis in the title! I hope you can handle it, mwuahaha. A while back we bought the game Beat the Parents to add to our weekly family game night. In case you haven’t heard of it, it’s a game where parents ask kids kid type questions, and kids ask the parents grown up…… Continue reading Does everyone have a penis obsession?
For those of you without kids, let me tell you a little secret. Those little boogers do things they are not supposed to when you are not in the room. You can reprimand them 1000 times, but because they are akin to a drunk person who speaks a foreign language that you don’t, they can’t…… Continue reading The fairies did it
You shuddered at that thought didn’t ya? You. Are. Welcome. Well, today, I had to have my lovely yearly exam, stirrups and all. Sorry to throw that at you so early in the post, but it’s like a band-aid Rip that sucker off quickly and things can get easier. Just remember. My agony during my appointment…… Continue reading One should date their OBGYN
If you have a window that is near your front door, make sure you are fully visible and stare at them. If you are having a bad day, give them the evil eye. Stare that MOFO down. Make him your bitch. Watch the sweat drip down his forehead as he realizes there is a crazy…… Continue reading Nikki’s Top 25 Fun Things to do if a Solicitor Comes to Your Door.